* Traces of zebras found in Tesco barcodes.
* I wasn'’t sure what to put on my best Tesco beefburger but eventually decided on a fiver each way
* I’ve tried Sainsbury’s and Tesco burgers and I have to say Tesco wins by a nose.
* I think I had Tesco Horseburger last night by mistake. Never again. Had terrible night mares
* I bet Tesco hate being saddled with this story. Their PR agency must be bridling too. They’ll just have to get the bit between their teeth.* The police are doing a door to door enquiries about these horse burgers. They will soon have covered the whole Neigh-bourhood.
* Can’t believe that woman was sent to hospital after eating a horse meat burger…… Her condition is said to be stable
* I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d’oeuvres.* Apparently Tesco now offer triple loyalty points for a takeaway burger and a full tank of petrol – They call it the “Only Fuels and Horses” deal
* Reading the label on these Tesco burgers…. it turns out they’re fairly low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar.* Just got a batch of 200 Tesco beef burgers cheap, it only cost me a Pony
* Despite the scandal Tesco say their burger sales remain stable
* I’m not going to eat any more Tesco burgers…last time i had one they gave me the trots…
* New kids food found in budget supermarket: My Lidl pony.
* I’ve found it tough lately working on the Tesco meat counter…. I feel like I’m flogging a dead horse
* I checked my Tesco Burgers in the fridge this morning…and They’re Off
* I had a Findus lasagne last night. I’ve still got a bit between my teeth.
