Given the aforementioned fresh pile of droppings, we redoubled our bear deterrent measures. Here is Mrs P demonstrating her stick waving procedure. If that did not work, step 2 involved the bear spray. And if that did not work, we had the ultimate deterrent ready - singing 'God save the Queen'. Bears, moose, British republicans, all stampeded from the woods when Mrs P struck up the National Anthem. I was halfway back to Anchorage before I'd realised what was happening and had to return with my tail between my legs. |
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