Pigs 2016: Part 2 - Oink Philosophy

Out to the pigs for our weekly stint of husbandry and, unfortunately for them, they got me in a garrulous mood. Luckily, pigs are good listeners and, in return for me bending their floppy ears, they passed on some snippets of porcine wisdom.

What do you think about the EU Referendum result?

Oink.

When do you think we'll know what the plan is?

Oink.

What do you think of rats who leave a sinking ship?

Oink.

Do you think that Theresa May is the least worse of a pretty bad bunch?
Oink.

And what about Angela Eagle? Would she get your vote over Jezza?
Oink.

How many red faces do you think there'll be over the Chilcot Report later on today?
Oink.

Do you want some more pellets?
Oink, oink, oink.

Well, that's all sorted then. Glad to hear that you've got your priorities right and can keep everything in perspective. I wish I could.