Sunday, 15 September 2013

I leave these shores with considerable trepidation.............. what mischief this lot will get up to in my absence. Perhaps they'll be gone when I come back? Perhaps it's all a nasty dream? Perhaps I need a holiday?

(If you are interested, the links will take you to some interesting comments on their respective performances. I particularly like the one at the end for Hapless Nick Clegg - it's well worth three minutes of your time to view).
David Cameron
David Cameron - A Prime Minister who can't lead.
George Osborne
George Osborne - a Chancellor who can't count.
Michael Gove AKA Pob
Michael Gove - an Education Secretary who's semi-literate.
Ignorant Drunken Shit
Iain Duncan-Smith – a head of the Department of Work and Pensions who’s unemployable.
William Hague
William Hague – a Foreign Secretary who can’t read a map.

Owen Paterson
Owen Paterson – an Environment Secretary whose big policy is killing large numbers of animals.
Philip Hammond
Philip Hammond – a Defence Secretary who sulks when Parliament won’t allow him to attack.
Theresa May
Theresa May – a Home Secretary who always seems to be completely out-to-lunch.
Jeremy Hunt
Jeremy Hunt – a Health Secretary who makes everybody sick.
Chris Grayling
Chris Grayling – a Justice Secretary who specialises in making trials unfair.
Maria Miller
Maria Miller – a Culture Secretary who is an utter philistine.
Eric Pickles
Eric Pickles – a Communities Secretary who makes everyone want to steer well clear of him.
Ed Davey
Edward Davey – an Energy Secretary of stultifying inertia.
Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg – a Deputy Prime Minister who… um… does… er… well, he’s… well-well what I’m trying to say is… no, I mean… well I mean, what he’s there to do is… to… ermmmmm

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