What the artist was really thinking

A few more, probably the last, reworking of the titles of some Old Masters. What the artist was really thinking as he daubed paint on the canvass.

Sorry for the confusion, folks. These are my thoughts on the current political situation in the UK. If you are looking for the 'Fire and Fury' book on Trump, you might try our favourite bookshop in Liskeard. They'll have a copy.

Henry VIII doing a Harvey Weinstein.

Franz Joseph I after 6 weeks attending Weight Watchers.

When you are halfway across the Alps and you realise that you forgot to pack your Imodium.

Prince Albert showing off his 'Royal Family Employee of the Month' awards.

Attention all. Before we start marching, there's a few Health and Safety matters I need to bring to your attention. First, in case of a fire, the exits are .......

Louis XIII leading his court's mandatory sexual harassment training.

Henry VIII pulling a Harvey Weinstein.

And Caesar thought that the senators were throwing him a surprise retirement party.