It's that time of year when my birthday looms large and Mrs P starts asking me what I want for a present. Usually my answer is "I don't want anything" but not this year. This year is different. I want a rock tumbler but not just any rock tumbler. I want a National Geographic Variable Speed Professional Rock Tumbler! It is designed to stimulate my curiosity, occupy my stagnant mind, fill the empty hours of lockdown and open my eyes to a world of beauty I had never known was there. Having finished painting the house and planted my way through a lifetime of vegetables, this new hobby - "a fascinating hobby for all the family" - is designed to keep me out of mischief and satiate my curiosity.
As is my custom, Mr Google and I have researched rock tumbling intensively, if not obsessively, and I've learnt a few things. If you are thinking of taking up rock tumbling as a way of coping with the trials and tribulations of modern living, there are a couple of things you need to be aware of before you embark on this enthralling hobby. First, it is by no means a fast-track to instant gratification. As soon as I looked closely at the details on the box, I got a warning of what might lie ahead. There are two dials on the piece of kit, one to adjust the speed and the other to adjust the time of the tumbling cycle. The latter dial deals only in days! Further investigation suggests that a normal cycle would be about five days tumbling with Grit #1, followed by 8 days with Grit #2 .... etc, so by the time all the various grades of grinding grit have been used, you are talking about weeks if not months of constant tumbling. That may not be a problem for everyone, but if, like me, you are advancing in years, you need to ask yourself whether you or the rocks will be ground down the first.
The second potential problem results from the grinding process itself. The rocks, along with the grit and the water, sit in a rubber sealed container which is constantly turning. And this is not going to be silent. It's going to make a considerable amount of noise and if I put it on my desk, as I had intended, it's going to vibrate. Ivy the Dog will hear the din and abandon our garden. Neighbours from up the street will gather - observing appropriate social distancing measures, we are, after all, a law abiding neighbourhood - and discuss the possible source of the noise coming from the bottom end of our lane. Birds will desert our garden, and cows in the fields further down the hill will lie down in the field in the middle of the day. The natural order of things will be disrupted and for what?
On second thoughts, Mrs P, cancel the Rock Tumbler. Get me a box of Allsorts instead. That would be safer.
Quid me anxius sum? (Alfred E Neuman, Mad Magazine circa 1956). Facio, ita.
Tuesday, 30 June 2020
Wednesday, 24 June 2020
Hello, grappling fans
Most of us respond positively to a challenge. I don't mean serious, grown-up challenges such as woodworm in your rafters or your wife running off with the milkman, but life-enhancing challenges such as climbing a mountain or collecting matchbox labels. For some people it is pedalling a bike backwards up a very steep hill, for others it is skiing blindfolded down a precipice or walking from Lands' End to John O'Groats; but for me the challenge has always been satisfying my curiosity. I find the unknown both fascinating and irritating. I need to know and the pursuit of knowing is a pleasure in itself, even if the topic is of zero interest to anyone else but me. And, let's be honest, some of the topics that grip me are pretty obscure. Here's a good example.
So, there we have it. A completely pointless exercise and now that it's settled, I'm ready for another challenge. How about rock tumbling?
* A footnote for those who have no idea who Mick McManus was. He was a big star of Saturday afternoon wrestling on ITV, a programme hosted by Kent Walton, whose catchphrase was "Hello, grappling fans". My dad loved the programme.
For some reason, as I was looking at a newspaper archive recently for mention of a family member, my attention was caught by a row of posters. The photograph may be of limited artistic interest, but what it lacks in creativity it more than makes up for its mystery. There are dates on the posters, but no years. And this is where curiosity (and a little spare time) kicks in. What was the year?
Dates themselves can be a useful tool in pinning down the exact year. The wrestling poster features a contest between Mick McManus* and Mick McMichael, which, in itself, isn't much use, as they seem to have fought each other on a weekly basis for more than a decade. But if they wrestled on a Wednesday 13th August it must have been either in 1963, 1969 or 1975. The first of those dates is just too early in the career of Mick McManus for him to have top-billing, the last is after the introduction of decimal currency, and therefore we are left with August 1969. Back in February 1971 the world changed, and that transition from 12/6 to 62.5p provides nerds like me with endless pleasure. We can be pretty certain that the photograph predates decimalisation and 1969 is the year in question.
Validation of the date comes from the next poster. It shows that the qualifying round of the British Speedway Northern Riders Championship at the Halifax Stadium was on the 9th August. And that is the clincher: the detailed records held on the Official Website of British Speedway confirm that the event took place that night in Halifax in 1969 (Eric Boocock was the winner, by the by).
So, there we have it. A completely pointless exercise and now that it's settled, I'm ready for another challenge. How about rock tumbling?
* A footnote for those who have no idea who Mick McManus was. He was a big star of Saturday afternoon wrestling on ITV, a programme hosted by Kent Walton, whose catchphrase was "Hello, grappling fans". My dad loved the programme.
Friday, 19 June 2020
Gonomena, Caradon Hill and Minions
A walk we've done several times before but this time we did it in the reverse direction to normal - anticlockwise rather than clockwise. It's a route for lovers of industrial archaeology and wide ranging views.
Rarely do we come across a bull on our walks and when we do, we are appropriately cautious. Luckily this Belted Galloway bull was meekness itself and ambled away without paying us too much attention. |
Looking eastwards with the stack of Kit Hill clearly visible. We can see where we are standing now from our back garden. |
Not 'Where's Wally?' but 'Spot the Church Tower'. There are two church towers in this panorama - St Melor at Linkinhorne and St Sampson at South Hill. |
Same house, different sign. No quibbles from me on this one. It seems about right. |
I've got no idea what the function of this was, neither can I anything about it from Mr Google. I'm assuming that it is something to do with the mineral railway which ran right next to it. |
Lots of these Stonechats around. A resident that spends its time flitting from bush to bush. |
This was the only Redstart that I saw. A summer migrant from April to September or thereabouts. |
Thursday, 11 June 2020
Another walk around the Parish
A fine show of Michealmas Daisies on the verge of the churchyard path. |
How many ladies does it take to close a gate? Two apparently. |
An anti-Covid grid. Trust a farmer to come up with a practical solution. It works as, as far as I know, Climson Farm is virus-free. |
Shades of green in Rowden Lane. |
Socially-distanced walkers heading back into Stoke Climsland. |
Buzzard on high. There are definitely fewer of these birds around this year. There are suspicions, unsubstantiated, that they may be targeted by those looking after local pheasant shoots. |
At first glance, I thought this was the cocoon of some butterfly but closer inspection shows it to be full of very small spiders. It's the 'nest' of a Nursery Web Spider, who spins the nest around its egg-sac. |
Friday, 5 June 2020
Only one more stretch after this one.
Our first walk on the coast since the lock-down and we completed our penultimate leg of the Coastal Footpath. Only one more to go and we've completed our circumnavigation of the county. It was never going to be an easy one and it certainly didn't disappoint in this regard. Rather up and downy because of the hanging valleys but it was what we expected. To be forewarned is to be prepared. The weather was decidedly cooler than recent days, with a reasonable wind for most of the way around. Actually, rather good conditions for this stretch. We'd missed the best of the wildflowers and, as this not a part of the coast for breeding seabirds, there wasn't much in the way of flora and fauna to see, neither did we pass anything notably historical - no industrial archaeology etc. But it's a part of the coast that delights geologists: it's a pity that we are not geologists and couldn't appreciate what we saw from that perspective. Having said all that, it was a very enjoyable walk but it won't be one that we'd rush to repeat.
We left one car at Crackington Haven and took the other to Widemouth Bay, just south of Bude. From there we walked back to the first car. It was about 6.5 miles and, as the elevation profile shows, not a lot of it was on the level. |
Oooh, look. Steps. Lots of them. Luckily, these were going down not up. But we came across lots more going up. I think we both have the view that steps going down are easier to negotiate than steps going up. The pitch of those going up never quite seem to match our respective stride lengths. |
Widemouth Bay from our starting point. The far headland is just about where our last leg of the coastal footpath will end. Keen eyes will make out the satellite dishes of GCHQ Bude |
Typical geological formation for this part of the coast - the folds are called chevrons apparently. |
Where we've come from on the right and where we are going on the left. The distances were about correct. |
And this is pretty much the whole of the route we took. Navigation on the coastal footpath is never difficult - just keep the sea to your right and you can't go wrong. |
A rather intricate handpost on a stile. I've never seen one like this before. It lead into one of those attractive grottos that we come across every now and again. |
The least I can do is to acknowledge Mervyn Northcott and his memorial bench at The Dizzard, the highest point on our walk. His obituary reads: N"ORTHCOTT Mervyn Of East Dizzard, St Gennys died on 5th April 2011 suddenly whilst working on the farm, loving Husband of Mary and treasured Dad of Mark and Elizabeth and Father-in-law of Sharon and very special Grandad to Sam, Jack and Ben". The inscription reads "'No one truly leaves this place who loved it so'. |
The trig point at Dizzard Point. At that angle it was obviously never going to be any good at its original function. But that's not a problem, thanks to GPS and all that modern stuff. |
More chevrons. Even a non-geologist can appreciate the forces that produced these formations. |
The path down from the Dizzard. Vertiginous is a good word to describe it. Bloody steep are two more. |
Curious as ever, I tried to find out something about Bob and Joan Wilton and what their connection with the area was. For once, Mr Google let me down. |
Looking across to the parish church of St Gennys, dedicated to St Genesius, either a French priest martyred by beheading or a war weary Roman soldier who 'retired' to Cornwall. Whichever one it was, how did he become the patron saint of this small Cornish hamlet? It's an interesting church and we visited it sometime last year. |
Mrs P heading down into another hanging valley from Chipman's Point. We had worse descents on this walk. |
The path down from Castle Point - no castle and not very pointy. The route up was deceptively easy, not so the way down. No castle, perhaps, but somewhere up there are the remains of a Celtic hill fort, dating back to 300BC. |
Looking down onto Crackington Haven from Pencannow Point, journey's end. We've often looked up at the point and wondered what it was like up there. Now we know. |
And this is the last stretch left to us. Sandy Mouth to Marsland. By all accounts, this is one of the most 'undulating' parts of the Coastal Footpath. |
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