| Traditional Burial
Six foot under and still where most of us end up. There's something comfortingly elegiac about the thought of ending up in a country graveyard. |
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| Green/Woodland/Natural Burial
Burial with the environment in mind. You, too, can become part of a Turner landscape. Unless they built a motorway or a Tesco's over your plot - and then you could find yourself under the meat counter. Would you get Clubcard points if this happened? |
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| Cremation
Going up in smoke is still the most popular way out in the UK - but don't ask about the carbon footprint of the furnace as you are reduced to....carbon. |
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| Home Burial
Yes - it is actually possible. It's surprising how few regulations there are if you want to do this. Could put a new meaning to 'pushing up the daisies'? |
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| Organ/Body Donation
Why take it with you when you can help others after you've gone? There must be some bits that are still serviceable! |
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| Burial at Sea
Not just for naval personnel, it's an option available to all. Ahoy, HMS Coffin, full steam ahead to Davy Jones' Locker. |
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| Resomation (Bio-Cremation)
Innovative new alternative for body disposal which uses a strong alkaline solution to digest the tissues and produce a residue. Sounds like the same process used to strip old doors of paint and varnish. |
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| Cryomation
An award winning solution from the UK which uses a combination of freezing in liquid nitrogen, pulverisation and freeze-drying to produce a fine powder. |
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| Promession
A potential solution from Sweden. It is a relatively simple process that, through freezing and vibration, reduces human remains to a fine powder. Rather similar to 'cryomation'. |
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| Cryonic Preservation
Deep freeze with future life possibilities. If it's good enough for Walt Disney...... |
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| Mummification
Body preservation the old fashioned but expensive way. If it's good enough for Cleopatra....... |
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| Sky Burial
No, not being tossed out of a 'plane at 32000 ft but the Tibetan alternative of being left to the elements and whatever fancies a nibble at your remains. |
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| Plastination
Why not become a work of art? You could be a conversation piece at your bereaved's next dinner party. Definitely one for the exhibitionists amongst us. |
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