Now here it comes, after years of practice and sacrifice Jones goes into his spin, he plants and it is a beautiful release. This is definitely going to be a new Olympic record at 93 metres. Jones is the new ..wait ...wait... the red flag is up. Oh no! The slide came off. It's a foul. No throw. What a tragic end for one of the greatest Olympic athletes of all time".
By my reckoning, the Olympics should be about boxing and Track and Field (except speed walking. Come off it, walking is not a sport). No need for the other sports as they are adequately represented by existing professional leagues. If pushed, I'd allow swimming, gymnastics and volleyball to have their own separate games, the SRAO: The Second Rate Athlete Olympics. These could run simultaneously with the DUTTEO: Drugged Up To Their Eyeballs Olympics (see previous post for my reasoning behind this). If anyone still cared about ping pong, canoe racing, diving, archery etc. etc then they can watch Sky Sports on a Sunday afternoon.