You'll be relieved to hear that we need struggle no longer: help is at hand. If you are not already aware of it, let me introduce you to the new number one (or should that be "number two"?) iPod accessory - the iCarta 2. Flushed with the success of their excellent iPod docks and other sensible items, the iCarta designers sat down, had a good think and came up with this 21st century addition to the smallest room. It will surely wipe away those bathroom blues.
The iCarta 2 acts as a docking station for your iPod and/or iPhone and it comes with a set of adaptors to make sure your gizmo is a nice snug fit. It even has a USB connector, an line-in socket and Bluetooth. All that and rechargeable batteries, so there are no risky mains leads trailing in the bathroom. Ooops, nearly forgot to mention that the iCarta 2 has 4 (yes, four! Count em!) speakers - two tweeters and two woofers - all moisture proof to cope with those steamy bathroom situations. There's no need to strain your (r)ears as the sound reproduction does a thoroughly good job of playing your favourite tracks, whether they be Handel's Water Music, "Push It" by Salt 'N Pepa, something by Squeeze or maybe a cheery ditty from South Park's Mr Hankey. And, if you hadn't noticed from the photo, it is a handy toilet roll dispenser as well!
A great idea and you can get the full specification here. Those with a penchant for toilet humour might muse on a more appropriate name than iCarta. How about the iPoo'ed or i-Wipe or i-Wee'd or i-Flush or i-Bum or ........?