An ornithogical first.

It's that time of year when all of my bird-watching friends talk about the exotic species feeding at their bird tables. For example, recently I've been assailed with tales of Tartan Mac-Caws, Chocolate Oreos, Sky Bluebirds and the occasional Rainbow Trout: all of which tend to put my asthmatic sparrows and expectorating magpies to shame. But then, this morning, as I welcomed a new day from my lounge window, I spotted an unusual visitor to my patch. I rushed to the bird books to help me identify the avian interloper and I am pleased to announce to the world the first sighting of Adobius Photoshopii var.Technicolourificus in Cornwall.