What do they do with fish which are stressed with modern life? They give them sanctuary, that's what. They fence off areas of tranquil lakes, provide subdued lighting and play ambient music. Everything a fish could need to calm its ruffled fins.
And rather than release them back into the wild too prematurely after they have rediscovered their inner fish, they have a period of rehabilitation in another specialist area. Here, their strength is built up and they learn to interact constructively with other species. Counselling is provided by social worker fish (recognisable by their natty denim dungaree outfits) and case study managers.
** Many thanks to Mary and Frank for the fish (smoked in Frank's home smoker).